Forced Free Trial: Torture?

I am not sure this qualifies as valid customer feedback, but at least one alleged enemy combatant being held at Guantanamo Bay included the forced reading of a newsletter among the instruments of physical and mental torture he is enduring. Other devices included unscented deodorants and shampoos. Odd how I find myself agreeing with this guy.

I used to open subscriber mail and can tell you, this is tame.

Read the news as only Fox can tell it: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,272492,00.html

There was no mention of cream rinses or bath beads, but then, the enemy combatant isn't me.